ternoon we couldn't use the toilet because there were visitors in the office. Unable to wait, he went to the bathroom but didn't flush the toilet. To warn us of the unpleasant odor, he tacked a sign to the bathroom door: "RSVp -- gas!" Of course, he meant "Danger -- gas!" but he thought "RSVp" looked more elegant. He didn't have the faintest idea that it meant "please reply."Yours, Anne